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An Austrian roofer who slipped on the job ended up nailing himself to the roof - through his wedding tackle.

According to Ananova, 59-year-old August Voegl of Jennersdorf “shot the four-inch nail into his left testicle with the compressed air nail gun” and was thereafter “unable to extract it or pull himself away from the roof”.

It was left to emergency medics to separate Voegl from the building and, after being whisked to hospital by air ambulance, he’s reportedly “recovering well” following surgery.

All I have to say it!!

OOUUCCHH!!!

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/10/18/austrian_roofer/

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I have been in Atkins for about a month (yes again).
Caffeine free diet coke is almost all I drink. It’s my only pleasure right now.
And look what I found in the news….Noooooo!! (in a Darth Vader voice)

My brain (or what’s left of it) must be confused big time and doesn’t know if he needs to burn the fat or store it. What am I going to drink now? I hate water, and if I drink it I know I will rust.

News Video Here

We wanted to spend a nice family movie day but when we got the tickets, we were all very surprised.

I don’t think this kind of movie could have a PG rating, see it for yourself….

You BEATCH!! Bring me some F%$@ng sleep for once.

I have been sleeping at 2:00, 3:00, 4:00 and even 5:00 every night.

Tried lots of things without any results…What is it? stress, anxiety, depression, bills or any other kind of weird crap in my mind??

Oh well, I guess I will end up a zombie or something like that.

Sunday morning we went to Denny’s to have one of their delicious breakfasts and just to have a family time pigging out.
Everything was going well until this couple and their teenage kid sat on the table by us.
My youngest asked me “Dad what is that smell?” I told him “That is the smell you get when you don’t shower for a week, son”.
Damn, I don’t know what kind of parents take their son smelling like that anywhere.
I had to put some maple syrup under my nose so I couldn’t smell the “underarm/ass” odor emanating from his body.
From a nice eating out with the family, the day almost ended up in a vomit-fest thanks to this smelly little punk.
I am thankful that my kids have learned that hygiene is not a laughing, spotted animal in the African Savanna that appeared in the Lion King, but a word that every parent needs to teach their kids from the time they start walking.

When I left the restaurant I told the kid “Smell You Later”.

Here’s mine, I think it is good even if the guy didn’t even posted it in the gallery!!!
Click on the image!!

Create your own here!!

Have you guys heard about this guy they put in jail for 22 years and now they let him go because DNA testing proved his innocence?? It must have been hell for the poor guy. Now the state is going to give him 2 million dollars.

Think about it, will you give 22 years of your life for 2 million dollars?? Hell NO!! I think this guy should be compensated with a greater amount or maybe some property.

He’s the only one that know what happened to him inside the big house, I don’t even want to imagine what things went trough his mind and other places all of that time.

Here’s the story.

So many things to teach your kids while they are growing up and becoming men, What are the right things to teach? How to make them understand that what you are telling them is because of experience?
Wow I never thought it would be this complicated.
I just wish the kids would have come with a manual or a parenting for dummies book.
Hey I will try my best and I just hope that they will make the right choices from what little knowledge I can share with them.

Living in Florida hasn’t been easy lately; here is something funny and not so funny that I found browsing!!

1. You have more than 20 C and D batteries in your kitchen drawer.

2. The freezer in your garage is full of homemade ice.

3. You flinch when you are introduced to a person named Wilma, Frances or Ivan.

4. You find yourself dropping words like “Millibar” and “Convection” into everyday conversation.

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