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An Austrian roofer who slipped on the job ended up nailing himself to the roof - through his wedding tackle.

According to Ananova, 59-year-old August Voegl of Jennersdorf “shot the four-inch nail into his left testicle with the compressed air nail gun” and was thereafter “unable to extract it or pull himself away from the roof”.

It was left to emergency medics to separate Voegl from the building and, after being whisked to hospital by air ambulance, he’s reportedly “recovering well” following surgery.

All I have to say it!!

OOUUCCHH!!!

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/10/18/austrian_roofer/

I have been in Atkins for about a month (yes again).
Caffeine free diet coke is almost all I drink. It’s my only pleasure right now.
And look what I found in the news….Noooooo!! (in a Darth Vader voice)

My brain (or what’s left of it) must be confused big time and doesn’t know if he needs to burn the fat or store it. What am I going to drink now? I hate water, and if I drink it I know I will rust.

News Video Here

We wanted to spend a nice family movie day but when we got the tickets, we were all very surprised.

I don’t think this kind of movie could have a PG rating, see it for yourself….

After a couple of days of bubbling toilets and water backing up in the shower we called the septic tank company because we needed to empty our tank. They sent just one guy with a big truck with an alligator on the side, the name of the company was “Brownie’s” (LOL) I wonder why they call themselves that?

This poor guy must have the worst job around, taking somebody else’s poop out of their home; he didn’t have any mask or protective boots to play around with our almost 3 year old poop (Nasty!).

Oh well now we can crap in peace again.

What do you say to the poop guy when they leave?? “Hey thanks for taking our poop away” or maybe “smell you later?”

Poop guy, you’re my hero!!

What kind of mugs are this??

The other day browsing I found Chewi’s blog and I have to tell you this guy is very funny and entertaining, check it out!!

Chewbacca’s Blog

Sunday morning we went to Denny’s to have one of their delicious breakfasts and just to have a family time pigging out.
Everything was going well until this couple and their teenage kid sat on the table by us.
My youngest asked me “Dad what is that smell?” I told him “That is the smell you get when you don’t shower for a week, son”.
Damn, I don’t know what kind of parents take their son smelling like that anywhere.
I had to put some maple syrup under my nose so I couldn’t smell the “underarm/ass” odor emanating from his body.
From a nice eating out with the family, the day almost ended up in a vomit-fest thanks to this smelly little punk.
I am thankful that my kids have learned that hygiene is not a laughing, spotted animal in the African Savanna that appeared in the Lion King, but a word that every parent needs to teach their kids from the time they start walking.

When I left the restaurant I told the kid “Smell You Later”.

Here’s mine, I think it is good even if the guy didn’t even posted it in the gallery!!!
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